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Books for Adults ~ Alternative
Fiction & Time Travel
Typewriter in the Sky
By L. Ron Hubbard
Galaxy Press, 2014, ISBN 9780992365004, £2.50 / $2.99
Also available in e-book formats
Poised
to audition with the Philharmonic,
Mike de Wolf practices on the piano,
barely listening to his friend, Horace
Hackett, elaborate on the plot of his
latest novel, Blood and Loot.
Mike pays scant attention to the tale
of buccaneers waging war on Spain in
the Caribbean until Horace describes
the Spanish admiral, a devilishly
handsome don, named Miguel Saint Raoul
de Lobo, who bears a striking
resemblance to Mike. And why not? The
English version of that grand Spanish
name simply boils down to Mike de
Wolf. The more he hears the more irked
he becomes. He doesn’t want to be a
character in one of Horace’s books,
especially one of the villains since
they always meet a gruesome end.
On a trip to the bathroom, Mike passes
out. When he awakens, he discovers he
is no longer in 1940 New York. He’s
traveled back in time 300 years to the
tropical island of St. Kitts. The
exact place where Horace’s book
unfolds. Not only that, buccaneers
pursue him; before they can slay him,
a beautiful woman appears like an
angel, forbidding them to harm the
injured stranger. Their pleas that
he’s a Spaniard fall on deaf ears and,
before long, Mike finds himself
ensconced in a bedroom, the guest of
the governor and his daughter.
Mike promptly falls in love with the
enchanting Lady Marion Carstone, but
being of good English stock, she will
never fall for a Spaniard. To protect
his life and to win her heart, he
vehemently denies being Don Miguel de
Lobo. He glibly introduces himself as
Black Irish. His grandfather, a
Spaniard washed ashore on the Emerald
Isle after the sinking of the Armada,
wed an Irish woman.
Hotheaded and brawny, Tom Bristol
becomes a buccaneer after being
cashiered from the Royal Navy. He is
the toughest and cleverest of all the
brethren, and has a single goal – to
deliver Don Miguel’s head to the
governor. Only when he succeeds in
this mission will he be permitted to
wed Lady Marion. After destroying the
almirante’s ship, he brings
treasure and prisoners to the estate.
Mike fears his men will betray him,
but none of them reveal his true
identity until a young lad is
overwhelmed to see his commander alive
and well. His masquerade unveiled,
Mike and his men battle the buccaneers
and escape.
In the ensuing days, each adversary
plots revenge. Since Bristol will be
defending St. Kitts, Mike attacks
Tortuga. While his men plunder and
ravish the town, he stumbles upon a
woman he never expects to find. To
protect Lady Marion, he takes her to
his home in Nombre de Dios, hoping to
persuade her to love him as he loves
her. He must also figure out a way to
change the ending of Horace’s story.
In quiet interludes, he hears the
clatter of the typewriter, but Mike
refuses to accept that he is the
villain of the story or that he will
suffer an excruciating death. But time
grows short, for once Bristol learns
Marion has been kidnapped, he will
unleash the full might of the
buccaneers to rescue her. And he might
just succeed since Mike’s antagonism
toward the church and his odd behavior
make for enemies at home as well as
abroad.
Kevin J. Anderson sets the stage for
this novel in his wonderful
introduction about L. Ron Hubbard, his
career as a writer, and this
particular novel, which first appeared
in 1940. Typewriter in the Sky
is a fabulous swashbuckler that’s fun
to read. For readers, this
larger-than-life extravaganza keeps
you glued to the manuscript until the
story ends. It’s all that and more for
other authors. Although the tools we
use have changed with advances in
technology, writing itself has not.
Hubbard pokes fun at the “rules” we’re
supposed to adhere to – such as the
miraculous appearance of articles of
clothing or weapons at just the moment
when they are needed. Or Mike’s innate
ability to sail a ship, even though
he’s never set foot on one before. The
imagery is stellar, such as when the
publisher deems the climax boring and
demands a rewrite, we hear the ripping
of paper as Horace tears the
manuscript’s pages in half. If you
long for one of those great adventure
novels, reminiscent of the grand scale
of Sabatini’s Captain Blood or
Salgari’s The Black Corsair, Typewriter
in the Sky is the perfect read.
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